Life's too short tee
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Cue Up the Laughs with Our "Life's Too Short for Straight Shots and Serious Faces" Tee!
Ready to up your billiards game and your humor game? Our exclusive t-shirt is the ultimate fashion statement for pool players who know that life’s too short for boring, straight shots and even shorter for serious faces!
Picture this:
You stroll into the pool hall, wearing this snazzy tee, and immediately become the center of attention. Why? Because everyone knows that a good game of billiards isn’t just about precision – it’s about style, flair, and having a good laugh!
Highlights:
🎱 Premium Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that feels like a gentle hug from the pool gods themselves.
🎱 Striking Design: A cool graphic of a billiards pro lining up a shot, with the witty slogan “Life’s Too Short for Straight Shots and Serious Faces” emblazoned above. Because who wants to be serious when you can be a pool shark with a sense of humor?
🎱 Perfect Fit: Available in all sizes from "I'm here for the fun" to "I mean business but with a smile."
Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just here for the snacks, this t-shirt is your new best friend. Wear it to your next match and watch as your opponents’ serious faces crack into smiles, making those straight shots a little less straight.
Join the revolution – the one where we play hard, laugh harder, and never take ourselves too seriously. Grab your “Life’s Too Short for Straight Shots and Serious Faces” t-shirt today and become the life of the billiards party. Because if you're not having fun, what's the point?
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ready to up your billiards game and your humor game? Our exclusive t-shirt is the ultimate fashion statement for pool players who know that life’s too short for boring, straight shots and even shorter for serious faces!
Picture this:
You stroll into the pool hall, wearing this snazzy tee, and immediately become the center of attention. Why? Because everyone knows that a good game of billiards isn’t just about precision – it’s about style, flair, and having a good laugh!
Highlights:
🎱 Premium Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that feels like a gentle hug from the pool gods themselves.
🎱 Striking Design: A cool graphic of a billiards pro lining up a shot, with the witty slogan “Life’s Too Short for Straight Shots and Serious Faces” emblazoned above. Because who wants to be serious when you can be a pool shark with a sense of humor?
🎱 Perfect Fit: Available in all sizes from "I'm here for the fun" to "I mean business but with a smile."
Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just here for the snacks, this t-shirt is your new best friend. Wear it to your next match and watch as your opponents’ serious faces crack into smiles, making those straight shots a little less straight.
Join the revolution – the one where we play hard, laugh harder, and never take ourselves too seriously. Grab your “Life’s Too Short for Straight Shots and Serious Faces” t-shirt today and become the life of the billiards party. Because if you're not having fun, what's the point?
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |